Thursday, July 21, 2011

Conversations on facebook part 4

Me
well well well
: D

Steve:
GURL
what it dew??

Steve:Nothing working, ect.

Me: I'm drinking a md20/20 electric melon, I'm not kidding either.

Steve :lol
thats hood
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB
LOL!
sorry , im jamming that new girl talk album
cant stop listening to it

Me:Really? Is it that good
Steve:
dude
http://www.illegal-art.net/allday/
jsut listen to it for yourself
its fucking free
ive listened to it like 10 times in the past week

Me:At work they keep playing nikki minaj and I keep hating on her, but I found a song I like. "Shitted on em"
She's still lame

Steve:she is fucking stupid
her ass is out of control
but thats about it

Me:I think she wears padding
thats not normal

Steve:lol
it is possible
you really do need to get that girl talk though
i aint kidding
you would fucking LOVE it
just jam the hell out of it
its non stop booty shaking music

Me:Lol I might go to the houston show

Steve Matis:nah, i saw him once, it was enough
girl talk shows are just depressing to me
the craziest most insane crowd of my life and it was for a dork playing other peoples music on a laptop
depressing

Me:
I tried to convince my friend germ to go see the swans

Steve:in dallas or austin?

Me:he said he doesn't like em enough to go to austin

Steve:ha!

Steve:i got two tickets for me and the old man
hope it doesnt suck

Me:I'm downloading now

Steve: dude, the first track is fire
i th ink im going to watch a movie pretty soon, not sure what though
thining OMEGA MAN with charlton heston

Me:haven't seen it

Steve:but i also noticed that they had PRECIOUS on instant view now
and i kind of want to see it

Me:I wish you could come to my drinking contest
Precious is the ghetto tour de france in human suffering

Steve:hmm, thats kind of why i want to see it

Me:lol then go for it

Steve:id love to go to your drinking thing
but i doubt cara would be much up for it
where and when is it again?

Me:Friday I'm trying to find a roman laurel to wear
Friday night off telephone road

Steve:THIS friday ?

Me:Yep

Steve:oh man
well be in austin, were leaving tomorrow

Marce:Well here's the thing I told them this friday

Steve:i thought that yr party was NEXT week

Marce:but I took off the next week
Yeah
So It might happen next week

Steve:ha
im not much of a drinker though

Me:I'm the champ I'm better than these weak niggaz

STEVE:and cara gets all weird if she drinks liquor, so she always just sticks to beer, but she is gone after 3 beers
LMAO

Me:It's ok you and your girlfriend will have stomache pains from laughing so hard at me

Steve:very possible
you got that girl talk album downloaded yet ?

Me:I'm gonna listen to that track
lemme pull it up

Steve:cool

The ripper?

shit, that place isnt that far from caras apt, maybe a 15 / 20 minute drive
2710 carrolton, houston, tx

Me:Yeah that's my friend gardy's house

hm...

This song jams

Steve:just wait until you get to the brothers johnson / ice cream paint job part
that shit is like THE DEFINITIOn of funky

Me:I was on the wrong album

lol
hahaha

Me:It's cool I got four minutes left
I m trying to find that master p song with ice cue

Steve:lol

cube*

HOO DEE HOOOO
Me:
This makes me miss bernie mac
It ain't my fault!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve:and then like 4 or 5 silk the shockers come out of nowehere on a track
since they would double up all of his vocals
ahhh, no limit, how i miss you

Me:Tis true..
How have you been

Steve:eh, okay
nothign fantastic that i want to talk about really , just whatever
not having a job is wearing on me

Me:I work at hot topic, so closing one night they played the entire keisha album when I went home I got in the shower, curled up in a ball listening to all cats are grey by the cure and just cried it out
lol


Steve:at least you have some money
mine is just steadily dropping
im currently enrolled in a teacher certification program
but well just have to wait and see whats going to happen with that

Me:Oh neat
My friend likes the the summers off and the money

Steve:yeah but its just
ugh

Me:Yeah I understand

Steve:god, i cant even bring myself to talk about it
its just
eh

Me::::::::::PASSES THE MD20/20:::::::::::

Steve:if i was the head of an underground cybernetic organization fighting against aliens in some post apocalyptic world, then i would feel more important and useful
SWIGS THE MD
and passes it back,
BUT THEN TAKES IT BACK AND DRINKS THE WHOLE THING

Me:Lol best conversations ever
conversation*

Steve:plus tons of video games too
as if it isn't obvious
ugh
ANYWAY

Me:Hey I have been playing the SHIT out of peggle

Steve:i never played that
i played a ton of plants vs zombies
and lately ive been playing the new pacman game on my ps3

Me:Really? I want michael jackson for just dance

Steve:hahah

Me:I mean it's gay in a way, but it comes with a glove

Steve:i need to play that
lol
you can be kesha!!!
you see that clip of miley smoking weed ?

Me:Lol yes
I also saw the picture of kesha with some dudes mouth on her crotch I bet it tasted like american spirits and nylon magazine

Steve:lol
HAHAHAHA
gross
she looks used up and stepped on

Me:Seriously I bet she tastes like vintage
..just vintage

Steve:haha
just like mick jagger
me:Listening to girl talk
Steve:iron man? and how do ya want it
AWESOME
just wait
god, the alejandro video from lady gaga is SO boring
after how crazy telephone and bad romance were, this video is just so tedious and uninteresting

YEAH BUDDY

rollin like a big shot
sigh
alright, im getting sleepy , i gotta bail for now
but it was good talking to you

Me:Ok talk to you later ; D

Steve:well see what happens with your roman bacchanalian party
what did you think of that first girl talk track , btw??

Me:It was awesome
I'm gonna burn it to jam
in the morning

Conversations on Face Book part 3

Me: apparently the kids are into crabcore and crunkcore these days. I just thought I should let you know. You live in the Austin bubble so it's hard for ridiculous shit to penetrate the psyche of your city.

Keshia: what the hell is crabcore?

Me:Oh my friend Keisha... it's like screamo,metal and techno and they have this stance while they are singing... that looks like a crab
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crabcore
it's walk too
The end is nigh

Keshia:wait, that's cool????

Me: Yep that's cool
After watching that I kinda hope the terrorists get us

Keshia:seriously
we need to sit these kids down and have a long talk with them
i'm kinda getting obsessed with this though

me: ME TOO
rofl

hahahaha

Keisha:I can't stop watching them do the damn dance
i just can't figure out why they think this is a good idea
those dances are so dumb
SO DUMB

Me:What kills me is the techno breakdown in the song


Me: The Boston Phoenix described it as "a combination of minimalist Southern hip-hop, Auto-Tune croons, techno breakdowns, barked vocals, and party-till-you-puke poetics."[
thats the defintion of crunkcore
The depression produced some of the best musicians and artists..the recession well we got mutha fucking crabcore

Keshia: really? the paper felt the need to comment on crunkcore? fucking really???
hahahhaha

Me:ain't that a bitch

Keshia:wouldnt that be some shit though, if crabcore and crunkcore ended up being the sounds of the future
and we go down as the crabcore generation
that made me vomit in my mouth a little

Me :See this is why I blame alana emo started all this shit I said it was bad thing but noooooooooo

Keshia: i really like that you blame alana for crunkcore
next time i see her i'm going to blow up on her about it

Me:I Nostradamus'd this shit years ago. Lol I can't wait to tell her

"CRABCORE IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!"
seriously, we should've listened to you
we didn't realize emo was going to be so dangerous

Me:This furthers my Chapman like fantasies about ben gibard i'm gonna helter skelter him and zoey dashanel
j/k

Keshia:it wouldn't do any good anyway
kids would just wrote mopey memorial songs about them
then 5 yrs later we'd have candlecore or some shit

Me: LOL CANDLECORE
It's like elliot smith meets slayer meets Aqua
Wait.. I think I'm on to something

Keshia:
yeah
that actually sounds kinda badass

Conversations on Facebook chat part 2

Me:
steeeeeeeeeeve
I'm trying to read the stand I just can't get into it like I should

Steve:
haha

dude, that book
man
starts off so promising
the first 500 pages are great
then it just plummets
has the most anticlimactic ending of all time
stephen king lost the sauce in the middle of writing it
said so in many interviews, plus he was drinking and doing drugs too
his focus fell away
i still don't know why so many people swear by that book
Me :
That is why I'm reading it so many people are like you have to read the stand

Steve: ever read any nabokov?

Me: Nah

Steve:
don't start with LOLITA
unless you can find the annotated version
PALE FIRE is his best book
but its a doozy
my fav easy to get into nabokov book is called DESPAIR
its HILARIOUS

Me: I was gonna give gravity's rainbow a try

Steve: Marce! you cant plunge into those beasts unless you got your harpoon ready to go

Steve:
russian stuff is thick
very slow
always a huge emphasis on family
and establishing a setting
its hard to like but impossible to not love if you're in the right mind set for it

Me: I need some fast depressing fiction,
I like isolated male characters..alcoholics
Like the musician in the stand they could have done the whole book on him or the relationship between him and his mother

Steve Matis: notes from the underground by dostoevsky

Me:I tried to read the brothers suckadick

Steve Matis:
karamazov
that book is fucking brilliant
i couldn't put it down
same with crime and punishment
nabokov HATED dostoevsky
he would flunk students in his class who wrote positively about him

Me:LOL Are you serious
I would do some shit like that
you get an f for coming in here looking like peaches geldof
Good luck working at urban outfitters tramp

Me: What is going on in fiction right now?

Steve:
i have no idea
i don't read much these days, its lame
ever read any james ellroy ?
Me: Nope, Is it that true crime stuff?

steve:he is the only writer who i ever got nightmares from,
nah, but it seems like it
its all fiction
but its deep and dark
totally brilliant

Me: (after I googled a picture of james ellroy) This nigga looks creepy.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Conversations on Facebook chat

Steve Matis :This is too much for this time in the morning for realz

always got time for some pulp fiction

ME :Sorry this jewish guy just sent me a friend request and he looks like aaron sorkin
SCHWING
Steve Matis:
lol
those jews!
Me:
Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha‑olam
AS HE HITS IT FROM THE BACK
lol joking
Steve Matis:
LMAO
Me:
Damn he is kinda of a hipster
fuck it]
lol
Steve Matis:
http://youtu.be/rWOn1dFmFds
marce, im hitting the hay
but it was nice talking
peace out

Night

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I'm gonna start blogging..more often

It's kinda like a shitty new years resolution, my goal is to blog more than once a year. Let's see if I can make that happen. No one reads this shit anyway.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: I am not some hyper-intellectual wordsmith that can shoot out snotty one liners ... I just try to be. In this blog you will see: Run-on sentences, bad punctuation and lack of respect for my own privacy. Most of the time this will be a political blog but there will be times when I just talk about things I like such as movies, pop music, and my friends. 

Who am I ?
Why should you care?


My name is Marce Butler, I grew up in a small town outside of Houston called LaMarque,Texas right in the middle of the Hell Mouth otherwise known as Galveston County. . I'm looking to break out of  my slacker auto pilot soon, but until then I will rant and rave all over the internet because I like to read blogs, and now I'm writing one. Just for the record, Galveston County isn't terrible.  Close your eyes and imagine a place filled with extremely kind down to earth crazy people with a dash of Bible belt ignorance and a big galaxy size slap from the ugly stick, and there we are!