Conversations on Face Book part 3

Me: apparently the kids are into crabcore and crunkcore these days. I just thought I should let you know. You live in the Austin bubble so it's hard for ridiculous shit to penetrate the psyche of your city.

Keshia: what the hell is crabcore?

Me:Oh my friend Keisha... it's like screamo,metal and techno and they have this stance while they are singing... that looks like a crab
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crabcore
it's walk too
The end is nigh

Keshia:wait, that's cool????

Me: Yep that's cool
After watching that I kinda hope the terrorists get us

Keshia:seriously
we need to sit these kids down and have a long talk with them
i'm kinda getting obsessed with this though

me: ME TOO
rofl

hahahaha

Keisha:I can't stop watching them do the damn dance
i just can't figure out why they think this is a good idea
those dances are so dumb
SO DUMB

Me:What kills me is the techno breakdown in the song


Me: The Boston Phoenix described it as "a combination of minimalist Southern hip-hop, Auto-Tune croons, techno breakdowns, barked vocals, and party-till-you-puke poetics."[
thats the defintion of crunkcore
The depression produced some of the best musicians and artists..the recession well we got mutha fucking crabcore

Keshia: really? the paper felt the need to comment on crunkcore? fucking really???
hahahhaha

Me:ain't that a bitch

Keshia:wouldnt that be some shit though, if crabcore and crunkcore ended up being the sounds of the future
and we go down as the crabcore generation
that made me vomit in my mouth a little

Me :See this is why I blame alana emo started all this shit I said it was bad thing but noooooooooo

Keshia: i really like that you blame alana for crunkcore
next time i see her i'm going to blow up on her about it

Me:I Nostradamus'd this shit years ago. Lol I can't wait to tell her

"CRABCORE IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!"
seriously, we should've listened to you
we didn't realize emo was going to be so dangerous

Me:This furthers my Chapman like fantasies about ben gibard i'm gonna helter skelter him and zoey dashanel
j/k

Keshia:it wouldn't do any good anyway
kids would just wrote mopey memorial songs about them
then 5 yrs later we'd have candlecore or some shit

Me: LOL CANDLECORE
It's like elliot smith meets slayer meets Aqua
Wait.. I think I'm on to something

Keshia:
yeah
that actually sounds kinda badass